Glass

I clean a lot of glass at my job. Some times I wonder what people are doing that makes the glass get so dirty. Example: There are always water marks on the mirrors in the bathroom. How does that happen? Are there people pretending they're on Neutrogena commercials? Are they washing their hands so out of control that they can't control the splashing? It doesn't make sense to me.

The other thing I don't understand is why people need to open doors by pushing the glass. There are handles for a reason. Yesterday, I washed one side of some double doors. I moved to the other side and some people walked past me. I looked back at the glass I had just cleaned and there was a perfect handprint. I laughed because it seemed as though the kid did it on purpose. Some times people even get their face prints on the glass. They must be opening the doors like this: 

Next time you're walking through some doors, before you push on the glass, remember that there are people like me that hate cleaning off handprints.

Cami Secret

I saw this on TV today. I laughed out loud. Watch this video:

That boss is begging for a sexual harassment claim. I placed my order. Can't wait to end my skanky-ness.

Sketch-swap

While surfing the internet yesterday, I came upon this website: Sketch-swap. You draw a sketch, submit it and get one someone else drew in return. I quickly drew a robot and what I received surprised me.

I laughed out loud when I saw it. I guess it was better than I was expecting. It was super hard for me to draw with my laptop so my picture had shaky edges. I was impressed with the pictures I got in return and felt bad for the people that got mine because I'm really NON artistic. Check it out some time. It's fun!

Who did this?

I saw this sign at work last week:

I thought it was really funny that it was such a problem they needed to make numerous signs to stop it. This is Shakespeare at it's finest.

Blind

My eyes are getting worse. I am so lazy about wearing my glasses. For some reason they slip down my nose and I have to constantly push them up or just look over them like I'm a librarian. I get headaches all the time because they put too much pressure on my head. Some day when I'm rich I'll get LASIK surgery...but until then, I'll just have to deal with this:

Thought vomit

This is going to be my blog dedicated to my random thoughts and feelings. It might be good or it might be boring. I might blog often or very rarely. Only time will tell...